- What does it take to run for President? Probably a passing knowledge of current events, at the very least an understanding of the legislative debate over the issue that has dominated the GOP Presidential nomination for the past month. Well, Mitt Romney fails that test, having missed the memo on the Blunt Amendment, the rallying point for the anti-contraception debate.
- Romney also won Wyoming last night. For what it’s worth.
- Federal judges are the prudent and impartial defenders of justice. In Montana they’re also all kinds of racist. The best part of getting caught sending a racist email about the President is that his initial statement in defense is ”It was not intended by me in any way to become public.” Classy.
- This one wins solely because of the title. I mean, how do you argue with “The Dead Atheist Pro-Choice Novelist Who Inspires The Republican Party Would Hate The Republican Party.”