Breakfast in America: August 29, 2012

So here’s how this is going to go down. I’m going to provide my reviews of the big speeches of the night yesterday. But they will take a little while to go live because I’m currently on the West Coast and my usual publishing schedule is therefore off. But as a teaser here’s one observation of each big ticket speaker:

1) Ann Romney reminds me of a Patton Oswalt routine where he described a certain kind of stand-up comedian as “yeah…you’re funny but who gives a shit?”

2) People who are saying of Chris Christie’s speech, “well Barack Obama’s 2004 speech didn’t talk about John Kerry, either!” are missing the point entirely.

3) Rick Santorum gave the best speech of the night. His being crazy sometimes makes people forget that he’s a talented politician.

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